As you can see from the Sworn and Witnessed statement on the right, Anna Bligh cannot be in full control of her senses. Her statement would seem to claim responsibility for reparations for any damage caused directly or indirectly by fluoride and that is a very sweeping claim. It could cover accidents, negligence, acts of god such as flood or earthquake and of course terrorism although as a friend of mine pointed out, "introducing toxic materials into otherwise potable water intended for public consumption is itself an act of terrorism, albeit state sponsored terrorism. "

Another friend of mine wondered whether Bligh knew something we didn't, such as an impending Comet striking planet Earth, or maybe she has been studying the Aztec Calender which foretells of the end of the world in 2012. Certainly i can see no other way out if something goes wrong in Queensland. After all things have already clearly gone seriously wrong in Queensland if the likes of Bligh are the best that politics in that territory can find to elect. Legally speaking, i am counselled that Bligh's signed and witnessed statement will hold neither water nor fluoride because it was not apparently sworn before a judge or a commissioner for oaths, or possibly in the case of Bligh, Oafs. In which case it remains only evidence and is arguably not legally binding although clearly publicly embarrassing.

Perhaps she was suffering from too much cold medication, or was "tired and emotional" following a particularly long lunch or maybe she had been abducted by aliens and subtly altered. After all, many believe this is what happened to Barry Cockcroft and Peter Ward, the Ant and Dec of the British pro fluoridation movement.