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Friday 6 March 2009

CUSTARD PIE FOR MANDY, WHO WOULD YOU TARGET AND WHAT WOULD YOU THROW??

According to Sky News and the BBC, Leila Deen, who is an activist from campaign group Plane Stupid, covered the politician in pea-green goo as he got out of his ministerial car.
He immediately went inside the building as Miss Deen watched and then calmly walked away.
She told Sky News she was protesting about reports that Lord Mandelson met lobbyists from Heathrow owner BAA before the Government gave the controversial go-ahead for a third runway at the London airport.

Now who would i like to pie ??? Its a difficult choice for me, there are so many idiots in government who would be excellent targets, but as John Prescott has already been done, I would suggest Alan Johnson, alleged Health Minister and fluoride fanatic. Failing that, Peter Ward at the British Dental Association and well known slapstick com median (see ITV documentary about Mercury fillings ) and of course if i could afford the ticket to the antipodes, Ann Bligh in Queensland.

My choice of filling would not be custard though, why should hens and cows have to suffer. I would suggest in stead lancashire delicacy, Mushy Peas...... slimy and lumpy and satisfyingly green. Hmmm nice! Suggestions are welcome.

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